1. In starlit nights I saw you
    So cruelly you kissed me
    Your lips a magic world
    Your sky all hung with jewels
    The killing moon
    Will come too soon
    The Killing Moon by Echo & The Bunnymen
  2. cracked:

…who helped build Kanye West’s career, therefore Bugs Bunny produced Yeezus.
The 33 Most Unexpected Accomplishments of Famous People

    cracked:

    …who helped build Kanye West’s career, therefore Bugs Bunny produced Yeezus.

    The 33 Most Unexpected Accomplishments of Famous People

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  4. 4gifs:

Mario is a jerk. [video]

    4gifs:

    Mario is a jerk. [video]

    Reblogged from: zeroyalviking
  5. So if she’s somewhere near me
    I hope to God she hears me
    There’s no one else
    Could ever make me feel
    I’m so alive
    I hoped she’d never leave me
    Please God you must believe me
    I’ve searched the universe
    And found myself Within her eyes
    This I Love by Guns N’ Roses
  6. cracked:

“So meta! Here’s two years of NYU tuition.” — no one
6 BS Stories That Fooled You On Facebook: Bear Hates Bieber

#5. A 4chan Screenshot Wasn’t Sold for $90,000 on eBay
According to HuffPost, Business Insider, the Vine, and CNET, the screenshot was bought on eBay for the price of a Tesla Model S — but they fail to mention that eBay lets the winning bidder totally not buy the item if they choose to, or that the bidding suspiciously skyrocketed in the first 36 hours after the item was posted. Jeez, it’s almost like there’s a forum somewhere on the Internet where people orchestrate elaborately dumb pranks for attention.

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    cracked:

    “So meta! Here’s two years of NYU tuition.” — no one

    6 BS Stories That Fooled You On Facebook: Bear Hates Bieber

    #5. A 4chan Screenshot Wasn’t Sold for $90,000 on eBay

    According to HuffPost, Business Insider, the Vine, and CNET, the screenshot was bought on eBay for the price of a Tesla Model S — but they fail to mention that eBay lets the winning bidder totally not buy the item if they choose to, or that the bidding suspiciously skyrocketed in the first 36 hours after the item was posted. Jeez, it’s almost like there’s a forum somewhere on the Internet where people orchestrate elaborately dumb pranks for attention.

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    Reblogged from: cracked
  7. fakescience:

    How Do You Get Pink Eye?

    • Since publishing this science in 2012, we’ve gotten pink eye 314 times. Life’s a crazy journey, isn’t it?
    Reblogged from: fakescience
  8. psychoticrambling:

    macklemorrigan:

    when u die in a game but it autosaved right before

    image

    when your game autosaves RIGHT before you die, so you just keep dying every time you respawn

    image

    Reblogged from: zeroyalviking
  9. fakescience:

    Great Scientists: Archimedes

    Archimedes: just the latest in our Great Scientists series.

    Reblogged from: fakescience
  10. cracked:

As America starts looking more secular and less like Pat Robertson’s 1950s-era dream board, Kristi Harrison suspects a few of the sillier elements of Christian culture are going to disappear forever. Which is too bad, because some parts of hardcore Christianity are objectively hilarious…
5 Bizarre Parts of Christianity That Are Going Away Forever

#5. Horrifying Old-School Gospel Tracts
Evangelical Christians approach their faith with more urgency than other religious people. In their eyes, invading your sense of privacy or Facebook feed is a small inconvenience compared to living through an eternity separated from God. And back in the ’70s and ’80s, no one got that urgency better than Jack Chick. Chick had a really good idea — use comic book art to explain the Gospel in simple books that Christians could pass out to nonbelievers. I can’t overstate what a huge innovation the Chick tracts must have been for shy Christians who wanted to win souls for Jesus but didn’t want to actually talk to people. The problem was that even though Chick had a great idea, he was certifiably crazy.
I don’t mean “he’s super religious so I’m dismissing him” crazy. I mean “he thinks the literal Devil in his physical form murders children on Halloween night” crazy.

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    cracked:

    As America starts looking more secular and less like Pat Robertson’s 1950s-era dream board, Kristi Harrison suspects a few of the sillier elements of Christian culture are going to disappear forever. Which is too bad, because some parts of hardcore Christianity are objectively hilarious…

    5 Bizarre Parts of Christianity That Are Going Away Forever

    #5. Horrifying Old-School Gospel Tracts

    Evangelical Christians approach their faith with more urgency than other religious people. In their eyes, invading your sense of privacy or Facebook feed is a small inconvenience compared to living through an eternity separated from God. And back in the ’70s and ’80s, no one got that urgency better than Jack Chick. Chick had a really good idea — use comic book art to explain the Gospel in simple books that Christians could pass out to nonbelievers. I can’t overstate what a huge innovation the Chick tracts must have been for shy Christians who wanted to win souls for Jesus but didn’t want to actually talk to people. The problem was that even though Chick had a great idea, he was certifiably crazy.

    I don’t mean “he’s super religious so I’m dismissing him” crazy. I mean “he thinks the literal Devil in his physical form murders children on Halloween night” crazy.

    Read More

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